PLTR exploded, Apple turned green, oil prices collapsed, and Bezos bailed.

PLTR: This isn’t an earnings report—it’s a demolition crew. $Palantir (PLTR.US)$

Closed at $125, then jumped straight to $143 after hours (+14%). Revenue beat by 7%, EPS beat by 17%, and full-year guidance raised by nearly $5 billion. U.S. commercial revenue+149%, with backlog contracts doubling.

CEO Carp: 'We can still go hard for another 18 months.'Don’t ask me if it’s expensive—just ask yourself if you’re still getting on board.A 15% after-hours gain is nothing**—the real bloodbath starts at tomorrow’s open.

The Magnificent Seven: Six brothers feast on meat, while Apple dines alone.

Meta +6%—Zuckerberg grinning so hard his laugh lines show. $Meta Platforms (META.US)$。

Microsoft +4.93%—up 25% in three days; this is defying gravity. $Microsoft (MSFT.US)$
$Amazon (AMZN.US)$

Amazon +4.58%—market cap surpasses $3 trillion for the first time; Bezos immediately sells $4.1 billion worth of stock—The boss is running faster than a rabbit. 。

$Alphabet-C (GOOG.US)$ Google +4.44%—market cap overtakes Apple; Cook: ???
$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ Tesla +3.49% — Musk finally stopped swearing.

$NVIDIA (NVDA.US)$ NVIDIA +2.93% — Jensen Huang can strut again.

$Apple (AAPL.US)$ Down 1.78% yesterday, still underwater today.This isn’t a correction—it’s isolation.

SpaceX: First quarterly report since going public is out. $SpaceX (SPCX.US)$

Musk said yesterday he’d release the quarterly report, and today he delivered. Revenue, profit, Starlink subscriber count, Starship progress… the exact figures don’t really matter.

Importantly:Will Musk pop champagne on a livestream again tonight?The stock has traded below its IPO price of $135 since listing in June—today’s earnings report is its 'college entrance exam.'

One sentence from Trump, and bulls are still crying.

WTI crude hasn’t recovered since breaking below $80. Energy stocks keep struggling, while airline stocks keep celebrating—United Airlines and Delta Air Lines rose 5% yesterday and are up again today.

[Today's Gossip · Purely for Entertainment]

The White House AI summit is happening today, with all seven tech titans’ CEOs in attendance. Zuckerberg, Pichai, Nadella, Cook... the whole group sitting around one table. What they’re discussing isn’t important—what matters is:This group photo alone is worth bragging about on social media for a whole year.

Everything that should be rallying is rallying; everything that should be down is still down.

145 is Palantir’s make-or-break level—break above, and it’s heaven; fail to break, and you’re stuck in the hallway. Apple, forget everything else for now—just stop the bleeding, okay? The casino’s still open, and the chips are in your hands.

Don’t go all-in, don’t get carried away, and don’t fall for others’ reckless hype.Place your bets and step away—profits and losses are your own responsibility. We’ll see tomorrow whether you wake up laughing or crying.

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